LAUNCHINg something soon? GET THE
Pre-Launch Legal Checklist
A fast, bite-sized system so you can protect yourself from annoying refund requests, boundary-pushing clients, accidental FTC rule-breaking, and wasted time.
Here's what's inside:
A 3-step mini system to prep your offer + messaging + checkout
A plug-and-play testimonial disclaimer builder
A red-flag word scan + safer swaps
A copy/paste Legal Launch SOP to use before every offer
Designed for coaches, healers, creatives + licensed practitioners
It's a bite-sized pre-launch legal system you can implement in under an hour.
Created by a lawyer who specifically focuses on protecting online, spiritual, and service-based businesses.
HEY, I'm your legal fairy godmother, aka
Maria
After 15 years of helping business owners protect their peace, I created The LEGAL APOTHECARY™ to make getting legal support and un-generic contracts as simple as possible: the antidote to typical, stuffy law firm.
Think of me as your fiercely feminine, intimidation-free lawyer/business cheerleader with Elle Woods-like enthusiasm, but you'll find strong coffee and a selenite tower on my desk instead of a copy of Cosmo.
I’m also a wannabe homesteader, ex-singer, sourdough-maker, boy mom x3, learning to differentiate between anxiety and intuition, and reader of coffee grounds.